Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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