so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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