guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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