Small penises have feelings too.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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