i don't like sucking hair
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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