Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Too much gin, very little bucket
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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