look no pants
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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