I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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