we made out on top of his cat.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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