Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Randomize
