is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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