Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
The air taste purple.
Randomize