i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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