I need help removing her.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
His nipple licking is glorious
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