Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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