I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
