Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it glows. i had to have it.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Randomize
