He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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