In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fuck appropriateness.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize