she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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