Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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