Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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