My nipple is on Facebook.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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