she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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