So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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