I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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