Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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