I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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