I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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