what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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