I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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