lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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