Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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