I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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