So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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