I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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