you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We are two peas in an std pod
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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