Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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