I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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