So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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