Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he was CRYING into my vagina
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I want to fling myself into the sun
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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