You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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