Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Also, beer. Big fan.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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