whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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