If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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