Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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