I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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