PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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