I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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