Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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