Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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