they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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