and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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