that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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