Don't make out with my wife yet
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Randomize
