I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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