Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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